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Without Chicha (r) Me Muero. Man vs.

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Last week I went to NY to have lunch with my mom and my best friend Jenny to a Peruvian poultry shop known, many people I had talked about this place so did not eat anything all day to travel with an edge of the kick, were 50 minutes walk (including that caused two traffic accidents), the weather was terrible, hot recontra for bad luck we had forgotten to put petrol in the car, so we could not turn the air conditioning because we remained easily thrown away at the George Washington bridge. I simply hate the sun, if it sounds ugly and weird (I'm a Martian, as I said) but I do not really like summer here is too hot and humid, my hair is crazy, my skin fills stains and stuck his head every time the street I feel like I melt, so you can imagine how I was in the car without air conditioning in traffic.

arrived around 5:30 pm carry-hungry but happy because we could get without getting lost, when I found bacan between the decoration, people had had enough and everything was great. They took us to our table and placed as the first thing I told the waiter (who was not Peruvian) was:

"Bring a pitcher of chicha good ice creams because I'm dying of thirst"

... The waiter looked at me smiled and side half His mouth came one of the worst things you can say ... A tremendous cruelty, something that never in my life thought I was going to happen (I think that day I woke up with the left foot now I remember) and with a mocking voice, his eyes red as if the devil himself said:

At that time I felt that the world came over me, it was horrible! I'm a fan of the chicha morada, just love and be told in a restaurant NOT SELL PERUVIAN Chicha is like telling me that my laptop breaks down, as they tell me my blog blogger hill so mañoseria or your gil / skinny is Poton / ay not let you grab the buttocks ... Understand?

Truly

: Sorry, haha \u200b\u200b... mmm .. this .. I said no chicha??
Waiter: Yes, we do not sell chicha here. Truly
: WHAT?? But it's a Peruvian restaurant ... As they do not sell chicha here??
Waiter: We have never sold chicha here, sorry friend. Truly
: But this is impossible! I can not believe .. Now do not tell me you do not have Inca Kola because there if I go from here.
Waiter: No friend, Inca Kola here if we also have Pisco and Sangria but no chicha ... Hehe ..

((And here the waiter trying to be funny with me, nervous smile))

"chicha No, but if ... je je chicha"

Bone ... WTF ?!?!?!?! First there chicha on Peruvian restaurant after the waiter wants to become the graciosito with its double meaning joke ... Where are we ????????
Garlic and onions that is happening to the world ????? Perhaps the face of mozzarella cheese waiter I wanted chicha?? That do not sell chicha morada where it should have by law the jug ice creams to quench the thirst ... No minimum? Besides the beans are not part of the grilled chicken or plantains, is the step salchipapa CHICHA but not the same ...

Pd: I could not hang up the post about my weekend at the camp because he was waiting for the pictures, but I got the news today that the camera, the failure to water ... chssss see what happens.

Pd2: We closed the survey vote of 20 said they did not want to change my blog name ... For two reasons: 1) I am too lazy to rename the link to your blog and 2) The name of my blog reminds beer ... [Drunk!], Thanks to everyone who voted and I found it funny that only one person said the name of the blog just seemed dumb.

Pd3: It will open another poll votes pe!! Awards will be given surprises;)

PD4: I know, I'm hyper today! hahahaha ... Anyways just wanted to say that this pd will not say anything exactly.

people take care of their ass! recutecu
A kiss to all ...


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